The interview was largely a series of profane quips by Tiger, such as “What I can’t figure out is why so many good-looking  women hang around baseball and basketball. Is it because, you know, people always say that, like, black guys have big  d*cks?”

At another moment, during a photo shoot where four women attended to his every need and flirted with him as he flirted  back, he told a joke: He rubbed the tips of his shoes together and then asked the women, “What’s this?” They were stumped. 

“It’s a black guy taking off his condom.”